When Kylie Minogue Was a Font

https://abcdinamo.com/news/german-bold-italic [archive]

(Hello) My name is German Bold Italic
I am a typeface
Which you have never heard before
Which you have never seen before
I can compliment you well
Especially in red
Extremely in green
Maybe in blue (blue, blue)
You will like my sense of style (×4)
Gut ja! Ow!

The very interesting story behind Kylie Minogues German Bold Italic hit and the associated typeface. You can download it here from an archived version of her website.